单位来了不少老外实习生，突然想起以前的一个笑话，贴一下，自娱自乐一把：）

来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
>前台小姐：“Hello.”
>
>老外：“Hi.”
>
>前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
>
>老外：“Can you speak english？”
>
>前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
>
>老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
>
>前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have
>time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
>
>老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
>
>前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing
>？”
>
>老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
>
>前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”